It's summer! I hate summer. I hate heat. I hate humidity. I hate people. All of which summer in Minneapolis is full of. But it's nice out. So I do enjoy walking around to places and my school campus is really pretty because all the grass is green and Loring Park is like right there and everything is leafy and beautiful and the dandelion fountain is uncovered and running... it's nice. It's just really not my favorite season.
When April hit and it started getting nicer out, I was like WHAT? And then I remembered that Minneapolis actually gets a real spring, unlike Duluth which gets the weather-shits and just poops all over everything as a weird sort of slushy wintery mix and as soon as all the nice ladies plant their gardens, it snows three inches of wet, heavy snow. And then it freezes at night. And water mains break. And you're out of running water for half a day. And you have to hold your poops. And you hate your life. Springtime in Duluth. That's it.
And yes, it's sad. But it is what it is. And just two-ish hours south of Duluth, spring is nice! The weather gets warmer, it rains periodically, flowers start popping up and lilac trees bloom! It's so weird and cool for someone who's not used to it. I swear, I was still bringing my pea coat around late into the month just in case of some freaky random weather apocalypse. Well, that did happen once actually. Middle of April, a massive freaking snowstorm ravaged Minneapolis. That wasn't fun in any way. I'm not one to hate on snow but in April?! Seriously. What did we do to anger the gods?! Not enough human sacrifices, probably. We've been skating by on monetary offerings when what they really wanted was blood. Obviously.
I watched 'Jumangi' a couple of days ago. Remind me never to do that again. I hate 'Jumangi'. So much. Always have. It freaks me out and I don't like jungles, man.
I also started watching this thing called "Attack on Titan" and it's scary good. Is it bad that I cried after the first episode? I think so. Emotions? NOPE. But I can't stop watching! It's visceral for an anime... Mom, don't get on me for watching anime still. I'm allowed. Especially the weird and scary ones. And this one is weird and scary. And gory. And beautifully animated. I love it. Now watch me be emotional about it for the duration of the series.
KABOOM. Dramatic cover image! That shit is REAL.
Does anyone else get uncomfortable watching those toilet paper commercials with the bears and they talk about their clean asses? I get uncomfortable. Bears don't use toiler paper. They also don't talk much less about their asses, tp free or not.
I went for drinks with this dude last week, on a completely different note. It sucked. He reminded me, looks and vocally, like my friend Megan. It was so weird. I was just so not interested in him after I made that connection! Also he made a big stink about beer and various other alcoholic beverages. AS I WAS DRINKING A BEER. So dumb. Just dumb. Dumb and stupid. Over it.
On the other hand, I have a thing planned for this Saturday with a different guy. We've been talking for a while and he seems really cool. Granted, talking to that other guy got me to think he was cool so I guess we'll see what's what when I actually meet this different dude. He seems like less of a child, attitude-wise so that's cool.
Lately I've been all about pirates and I don't know what's up with that. But I'm so okay with it because pirates are so awesome. Like really.
|Anne Bonny. LOVE HER|
I wanna be that!